Wisdom of a Mick

Its a fancy to see me posting on here once again, isn't it? Well I Stumbled across some of these quotes and wisdoms, and I thought I would share some with you. Some funny and some not so funny. So here we go.

"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
- Oliver Herford

"Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance."
- Sign at the Hibernian Bar, Cork City.

"I tell you this - early this morning I signed my death warrant."
- Michael Collins, after signing a treaty on December 6, 1921 with England creating the Irish Free State as a dominion within the British Commonwealth. He was later assassinated by partisans unhappy with the deal.

"When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" - Quentin Crisp

"This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever."
- Sigmund Freud (speaking about the Irish)

"Well, it takes all kinds of men to build a railroad."
"No sir, just us Irish."
- Railroad barons in "Dodge City," Warner Bros., 1939

"We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English."
- Winston Churchill